Fancy a Chat Whilst I’m Absolutely Desperate for a Piss on a 20min Walk Back to My Hotel and Piss in a Plastic Cup

On the last night of my much anticipated sexcation in America, I decided to go for a wander round Vegas and top up on my favourite tobacco which is hard to find in England. I picked up multiple drinks during my three hour outing to combat my dry mouth, but failed at going to the loo when I first started needing it and ended up so fucking desperate by the time I turned onto Paradise and had more than a miles walk back to the hotel. I was planning on just doing a ‘quick hello’, but soon found the distraction of talking to the camera was helping greatly! So I carried on! And chat about my adventure and my utter desperation for a piss until we get back to the hotel and I race back to my room, where I pull my bottoms off as quickly as possible and then piss into an empty plastic cup which had had a drink two hours before. I filled the cup with sheer relief, but had to stop and pour it down the sink before I could finish off properly!