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But, you know, if my wife's going to be home soon, I don't, you know, garage, everybody can see it, so.

Oh, it's okay, just, I want you to come on. Come help me. Come help me get the stuff into my house.

I don't know what that stuff is. You might have ***** or gerbils or something weird in your bag.

No, no **********. I don't, no, it wasn't a pink cucumber.

Oh, is that my wife that you're screwing on? Oh, no, that was somebody else's wife.